Well now you’re wondering “Why invest in yeehaw Meg.” It’s a question I’ve asked myself for 26 years and still come up empty handed. To be honest, I don’t know. I treat the toilet like a garbage disposal, took four years to figure out my vacuum cleaner, pick my fingers nonstop, and fight kids half my age online over Disney’s Toontown. I’m not good at a lot of things, but I am well versed in a few. If you’re interested in them, I’d love for you to be interested in me, too:

  1. Disney’s Toontown (see above).

  2. 2000’s hip hop, alt rock, and feminist punk rock.

    (If you love Jessica Hopper, you’ll adore settling for me).

  3. MTV’s The Challenge.

  4. Scratch that, all Reality TV.

  5. Shitty CW shows.

  6. In depth features on how music, movies, and TV continues to socialize sexism, heteronormativity, gender, masculinity, transphobia, and homophobia in mainstream media.

  7. Trans masc/lesbian anecdotes on why living sucks, sometimes.

  8. Tiktok :/

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